why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:
A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.
Molecules at 1000x Magnification
This looks like art
And you bitches wonder why I drink.
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The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
"… the devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for …"
- Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via fawun)
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"My point is, there are a lot of people in the world. No one ever sees everything the same way you do; it just doesn’t happen. So when you find one person who gets a couple of things, especially if they’re important ones… you might as well hold on to them. You know?"
- Sarah Dessen, Lock and Key (via stay-ocean-minded)
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wow what the actual fuck neopets
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a women letting you see her naked is her trusting you to the fucking core. don’t take it for granted. something like that may be minor to you but to her. its everything.